THE MANTIE AND PANTSY SHOW

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

THE INTERNETS IS MY FRIEND

When you're stuck in one place for 11 hours and there's only two temperatures you can set your thermostat to; freezing your balls of or sweating them off, you really learn to be grateful for whatever boredom busters you can get your hands on.

Sure, bringing my laptop to work is frowned on, but the boss isn't even in this country so if you don't tell who will?

So, here's a count of things I have done:

- Do my make up. And then re do it.

- Wondered how to get rid of belly fat. I texted Gerry: Today I'm wearing a leotard under a crop top n feeling fat. Staring at my stomach in the mirror next to me the whole day makes me sad.

-Safety pinned the bottom of my harem pants to make em tapered.





- Bought a whole carton of Fruit Tree Fresh cos it's 2.75 which is more wu hua than a drink at Mccafe.


- Pulled down my mannequins t-shirt twice because Leroy (a friend who works in LC) keeps hiking it up over her tits causing people to stare, point, and laugh.

-Chased Leroy out of the shop twice for hiking her t-shirt up over her tits.

-Take photos of what I did the last time I was this bored.


-Talk to ervin on msn for 6 hours. A good portion is spent us sighing about our respective boredoms.

- CAMWHORE exhibiting the classic lianxXx "number" poses:






- Touch up my make up. Repeat x 10.


- Persuade jobless bummers to come down.


-WAIT FOR THIS HELL TO END. )):

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

this ain't nothin but a summer jam

BKK BOUND BABEHHHH!

will post pictures and finds when I get back.

pretty clothes, fierce shoes, bling bling, you had all better be scared. COS I'M COMIN TO GET CHOOO!

and btw niggs, i've finished watching my korean show. but that doesn't mean i'm still not mad about KJH. my love goes on. ETERNAL FLAME YO.

oh and everyone should QUIT calling him bee hoon and STOP saying Naruto is better than he is, cos AT LEAST MY MAN IS REAL FLESH(such delicious flesh) AND BLOOD(and you know where that blood pumps into). And an ADULT. and and and... WHEN HE TURNS SIDEWAYS HE DOESN'T DISAPPEAR BECAUSE HE'S 3 DIMENSIONAL.

Monday, May 11, 2009

KRAZY

꽃보다 남자

Close friends would know the extent of my fanatism back when I was 16 and totally smitten with 5566 buying the MVP 情人 dvd box set, their cd's and watching 完全娛樂. this period of my life is also called the Dark Ages.

Sad to say, my friends, I have fallen back into my old ways. 5 hr long ktv sessions of chinese pop aside, korean drama Boys Before Flowers (the korean tv version of Hana Yuri Dango, the Jap anime, the korean version of Meteor Garden) is my new thing. I stay up to the wee hours of the morning and wake up excited to continue watching episodes.

The main reason of this tragic obssession is YOON JI HOO played by KIM HYUN JOONG who is the leader of korean band SS501, who is also known as my dreaaaaamboattt. ((:


So the story goes along the same lines as the anime and other tv versions, so it's obvious from the start that the lead girl gets together with the "lead" guy (inverted commas because he'll never be the lead IN MY HEART). But I can't help wishing that YJH will get chosen in the end. Lemme show you pictures so you see why. (GERRY DO NOT CLOSE YOUR WINDOW AT THIS POINT PLEASE. )



loook at that smile, PLEASE.

((:

When he had longer hair. I asked Jerome to keep his hair to this length. He cursed and said it was fucking queer. TSK WHAT ARE BOYFRIENDS FOR IF NOT TO MAKE INTO YOUR VERY OWN KOREAN IDOL.

LOOK AT HIS SMIIIIIILEEEEE.


oh so serious. so seriously BEE-YOO-TI-FUL THAT IS.



And this is the lead female:


okayyyy only right. The other actresses in the show are KAN HOT btw.

and this is who she will ultimately choose la, confirm plus chop nbcb:

and dude, i get that they're basically playing the same character, but do they have t choose a guy who looks so uncannily like Jerry Yan?

Check out the similiarities. It's madness. They're both hideous. MEH.

The other 2 f4's are:

the second runner up looks-wise in the show. he has a lopsided smile that's pretty cute.


and the third runner up. Anybody is better than that fuck nut already mentioned.

This is adri, SIGNING THE FUCK OUTTA HERE COS SHE'S PISSED OFF THAT EVERYTIME SHE UPLOADS A PHOTO THE ALIGNMENT FUCKS UP.

and adri also wants t watch episode 23. HEHEHEHE.

XOXO

Friday, May 8, 2009

BEJAMIN BUTTON SYNDROME

TWENTY TWO

Sam, Soph, Sarah thanks for calling from Melbourne and spending yr precious credits on me.

Shark and Gerry, thank you so much for the midnight surprise of cake, which eventually my dog stole of the table and ate while I was in the shower, and for making my wish of chilling just-the-three-of-us-like-we-used-to come true.

Joel, Mel, Isabel, Tin, Amanda, Gerry, Thomas thank you for making my picnic and KTV marathon one to remember.

Kenneth, you're the master rap-maker. ((:

To everyone else who facebooked, called, texted, msned, THANK YOU for remembering. I hope I can be half as good a friend as you are all to me.

Photos will be on facebook. Soon. Like when I get time away from my hectic schedule of watching BOYS BEFORE/OVER FLOWERS the korean version. :D :D. Ji Hoo FTW!

From now on, i shall be aging backwards. Next year is my 21st revisted!

Monday, May 4, 2009

GUESS WHO'S

BACK NIGGGAZZZZZZZ!

me hell week is OVAR.

so we mcflurried and chills aroundss and shared some problemss at Botanics just Gerry and I, since all our happsening friends decided they too cool for us.

PUI. we sure showed them hor gerry. WE WENT TO SEE TREES. We cooler than they are.

okay, imma sleepy. will blog properly tomorrow.

COS I'M FREEEEEEEEEE!

:D

Monday, April 27, 2009

CURSES

PANIC PANIC PANIC.


breathe. b r e a t h e.

B R E A T H E.

KNNBCCB.

80% law paper tomorrow. there's a 50% failure rate. SO FUCKING DEAD.

and so, my hell week begins.

)):

Friday, April 24, 2009

BECAUSE IT'S A FRIDAY

AND I REFUSE TO
GO WITHOUT A

FIGHT!

As mentioned below (if you're looking at it in a cyber-spacey kinnda way) and earlier today (if you're looking at it in a timeline type fashion) I went t the Baylene sale. News is she had a child or two, and is closing down. So, everything's going fast and cheap.

I am absolutely in love with the dress pictured above. Sarah on the other hand calls it "the space suit". She says she has never hated anything I've ever bought so much before. I said I would put it up on this little plot of intergnett land I co-own and put it to a vote.

please ignore the stupid face in the picture below.

so waddaya think me interwebular friends? I'm absulutely smitten by it. Even if no one else is! But if you tell me its fugs then I won't damage your eyes by wearing it out with you.

and I know this sounds retarded, but after we baylene-d we went to penis plaza (more commonly known as Peninsula plaza) and I got 2 sets of choker things and a cowboy hat. Does anyone but me think the studded collars will be nice with a lace black dress?

And cos Soph posted what she thinks is act-chio photos (but in reality she's just chio), I will post act-cute ones to follow suit.

The hat... well. It's needed for my birthday outing. More pictures on that when it comes. I hope you all know when that is. I repeat, I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW WHEN THAT IS.

*tap tap* "is this thing on?"

XOXO
Adri, who'smotherfuckingscrewedupfortherestofherlifebecauseshe'sgoingtofailherexams