Tuesday, June 16, 2009

THE INTERNETS IS MY FRIEND

When you're stuck in one place for 11 hours and there's only two temperatures you can set your thermostat to; freezing your balls of or sweating them off, you really learn to be grateful for whatever boredom busters you can get your hands on.

Sure, bringing my laptop to work is frowned on, but the boss isn't even in this country so if you don't tell who will?

So, here's a count of things I have done:

- Do my make up. And then re do it.

- Wondered how to get rid of belly fat. I texted Gerry: Today I'm wearing a leotard under a crop top n feeling fat. Staring at my stomach in the mirror next to me the whole day makes me sad.

-Safety pinned the bottom of my harem pants to make em tapered.





- Bought a whole carton of Fruit Tree Fresh cos it's 2.75 which is more wu hua than a drink at Mccafe.


- Pulled down my mannequins t-shirt twice because Leroy (a friend who works in LC) keeps hiking it up over her tits causing people to stare, point, and laugh.

-Chased Leroy out of the shop twice for hiking her t-shirt up over her tits.

-Take photos of what I did the last time I was this bored.


-Talk to ervin on msn for 6 hours. A good portion is spent us sighing about our respective boredoms.

- CAMWHORE exhibiting the classic lianxXx "number" poses:






- Touch up my make up. Repeat x 10.


- Persuade jobless bummers to come down.


-WAIT FOR THIS HELL TO END. )):